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Alex: Bet I could kick your ass at any one of these.
Kaz: That’s big talk from the guy who probably doesn’t even own a Famicom.
Alex: I don’t, but… you’re seriously underestimating how little social life I’ve had in 24 years.
Kaz: I think I have an idea of how much of a turbonerd you really are.
Alex: Haha, fuck you!
Kaz: Sorry!